Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Cartas 'Dear Abby'

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen
a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be
Lebanese?


Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On
My VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the
baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend
should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.


Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is
a doctor. Now what do I do?

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Estábulo


Este país parece uma casa desgovernada!
É merda atrás de merda...

Saturday, June 05, 2010

OFERTA - Um ano de Escolaridade!


É o Portugal que temos.
O que interessa é o que está escrito no papel. Interessa lá o que a pessoa estudou ou sabe...
Mas se com o curso do nosso primeiro ministro foi o que foi, não me admiro nada que aos burros com 15 anos que ainda estejam no 8º ano, se dê a benece de lhe oferecer um ano de escolaridade. É um prémio pela sua esperteza!

O que interessa é mesmo ficar bem nas estatisticas!
Aí, somos um povo, muito culto e com uma percentagem muito baixo de pessoas que não têm a escolaridade obrigatória... poucos leram um livro mas o que é que sso interessa????

Vou ali rir um bocadinho e volto já!!!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Conservadores Objectores de Consciência


Funcionários das conservatórias querem saber se podem alegar objecção de consciência e recusar-se a realizar casamentos entre duas pessoas do mesmo sexo.

A minha pergunta:

E se um funcionário de uma conservatória for gay, pode recusar a realizar um casamente entre duas pessoas de sexos diferentes?

Há pessoas que é só rir...